chaosjelly:

darkmagicfordarksouls:

kneel-to-maria:

timemachineyeah:

zwow-okatu:

timemachineyeah:

Researching demons for a thing I’ve been writing, like ya do, and wikipedia told me this

During the 16th century, it was believed that each demon had more strength to accomplish his mission during a special month of the year. In this way, he and his assistants’ powers would work better during that month.

The classification of demons by month seems to have astrological implications more than religious ones.

YOU MEAN THIS WHOLE TIME INSTEAD OF BEING LIKE “WHAT SIGN ARE YOU UNDER?” WE COULD HAVE BEEN ASKING “WHAT DEMON ARE YOU UNDER?”

UM WHY AREN’T WE DOING THAT?

Wait I’m Belphegor, who the fuck is that.

“In demonology, Belphegor (or Beelphegor, Hebrew: בַּעַל-פְּעוֹר‎ baʿal-pəʿōr) is a demon, and one of the seven princes of Hell, who helps people make discoveries. He seduces people by suggesting to them ingenious inventions that will make them rich.

I’M THE SCIENCE DEMON UNDERLING? FUCKING YES. HELL YEAH SCIENCE DEMON. 

THAT IS WAY FUCKING BETTER THAN A GODDAMN RAM. 

Whoa. No way.

This is incredible.

I’m a Leviathan.

Can this be a thing? We can call it a Demonscope.

I completely forgot I wrote this and now I’m smiling like omfgggggggg REMEMBER DEMON ASTROLOGY I HAD SO MUCH FUN READING ABOUT THESE DOOFUSES

Berith was the chief secretary of Hell, head of its public archives, and the demon who tempted men to blasphemy and murder.

Okay so as someone who knows a lot about demons, these associations are fairly off in a few places (the most annoying to me personally is calling Satan a person when it’s in fact a title).

I couldn’t spew it off the top of my head but I could probably put together an actual astrological demon chart – would anyone be interested in this? I’m not sure how it would work but I’d definitely be willing to creating a more validated version of this post if you guys are interested in that.

@darkmagicfordarksouls I would totally be interested!!